Bush is drinking yak yak

You may have heard “reports” that teetotaler President Bush started drinking again after Hurricane Katrina. Consider this fake journalism:

Family sources have told how the 59-year-old president was caught by First Lady Laura downing a shot of booze at their family ranch in Crawford, Texas, when he learned of the hurricane disaster.

His worried wife yelled at him: “Stop, George.”

I love the pleading “Stop, George”!

But now we have evidence that he is actually hitting the bottle–the yak’s milk bottle that is.

When he was in Mongolia not discussing Donald Rumsfeld’s horse, he was apparently holed up in a traditional felt tent drinking fermented yak’s milk with Laura, Condeleezza Rice and the President of Mongolia. Now that’s a party!

Thanks to Daily Kos, we find here that this drink, airig, is “…fermented horse’s milk with an alcoholic content of about 3%. Many Mongolians distill it further to produce shimiin arkhi, which boosts the alcohol content to around 12%.” Yaks, cows, sheep, goats, and camels also provide milk.

Whoa. Just wait ’til he gets to Australia and tries 17% Shiraz.

Photo credit: AP

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Last call for last call

It’s 10:45 PM, smoke is in the air, a bell is clanging in the background and your pal is coming back from the bar balancing pints of beer. Where are you? Most likely an English pub.

The national rite of pub closings at 11 PM is about to come to an end. New legislation that goes into effect this week means that pubs in England and Wales can now apply to stay open 24 hours (though there will be some limit on the number of such licenses). “Binge drinking” and related violence in the UK is the worst in Europe and this supply-side solution is an effort to target these problems. Scotland has already relaxed drinking hours laws and there has been no uptick in either of the problems reports today’s Financial Times.

If longer hours leads to increased alcohol sales (and pub profits as critics of the plan suggest), wine could benefit though it’s unlikely to really see a lot of sales afater 11 PM. According to the FT story, beer consumption has been softening in Britain while wine and spirits have been rising. UK citizens consumed a 106.7 liters of beer in 1995 but last year’s figure was 98.7 liters. Maybe one day that friend will be coming back from the bar with a few glasses of Aussie Chardonnay? Or Gruner Veltliner?!?

Tasting sized pours

A flight of headlines from wine (and food) news:

What do you eat in South Korea when you’re with the president? Outback Steakhouse apparently. [WaPo] (Outback’s political contributions are coincidentally 96% “red”–thanks Kate).

As he barnstormed through Japan, South Korea and China, with a final stop in Mongolia still to come, Bush visited no museums, tried no restaurants, bought no souvenirs and made no effort to meet ordinary local people. “I live in a bubble,” Bush once said, explaining his anti-tourist tendencies by citing the enormous security and logistical considerations involved in arranging any sightseeing. “That’s just life.”

The Bush spirit trickles down to many of his top advisers, who hardly go out of their way to sample the local offerings either. A number of the most senior White House officials on the trip, perhaps seeking the comforts of their Texas homes, chose to skip the kimchi in South Korea to go to dinner at Outback Steakhouse — twice. (Admittedly, a few unadventurous journalists joined them.)

Bangalore nouveau?!? India’s wine consumption grows to 5 million bottles–one per 200 inhabitants! OK doesn’t seem like much but 30% growth can’t be ignored! (hmm, maybe the Indian market is better to pursue than China?) [Reuters]

Australia: white Burgundy no more [MSN]

Aging wine yes. But aged oak? A 340 y.o. tree from Louis XIV is sold at auction to a barrel maker for €37,700. [Decanter]

Silencing the lamb: Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver slaughters a lamb on television. “Jamie grimaced as he killed the animal, adding: ‘A chef who’s cooked 2,000 sheep should kill at least one, otherwise you’re a fake.’ Then he helped skin it.” PETA kinda doesn’t mind. [Daily Mirror, thanks Kate].

Whose got the tip? Dinner for 12–Michelin inspectors that is. Chef-owner recounts his a recent French invasion at his small restaurant in Greenville, SC. “I had visions of the Alien Spaceship from “War of the Worlds” laying waste to civilization, panicked citizens screaming helplessly, elevated highways crumbling, entire city blocks engulfed in flame. When they were finished dining at our tiny restaurant, there would be nothing left except a smoking hole in the ground.” [eG, thanks Jon]

The Real Wine World, November

The Real Wine World continues in month 5 of our reality-inspired project.

Gregory Smolik, Importer of boutique Italian wines: Implosion.

Aaron Hans, proprietor, Big Nose, Full Body in Brooklyn: Thanksgiving wine picks.

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Quoi de neuf?

“Le Beaujolais nouveau est arrive” signs around the world proclaimed yesterday. Or did they? Crates of wine from the 2005 vintage were sent by air to New York, Tokyo and beyond and greeted with new marketing on the ground. I dropped by Burgundy Wine Co. in Chelsea last evening where one of the staff proclaimed this year “a cotton candy year” (rather than the traditional “banana”). I went to the shop because I had read online that there would be an expert pouring there who was “licensed to chill” (groan). Indeed, she was there and so was a bathtub of nouveau.

The wine is not the only thing nouveau about this year since the promotion has received a fresh infusion of cash from the EU and other sources. The new marketing is groan-inducingly bad. “It’s Beaujolais nouveau time,” runs the promotion campaign, which no doubt thrills people in Milwaukee (remember, wine is actually more popular than beer right now so best to avoid beer references). What will it be next year, Got Beaujolais?

All in all, the Beaujolais Nouveau phenomenon is a double-edged sword. Yes, it gets young, fruity wine flown around the world. But it also drives consumers to expect that all Beaujolais is fruit forward and should be consumed right away. That’s a pity since there are some nicer, older crus available. Aha, maybe THAT marketing campaign for Beaujolais will be “Get cru-ed in!” Argh. More groans. I’d better stop or they might hire me!

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Gregory Smolik: implosion

That was the subject line of a recent email from Greg. I feared for the worst.

I called him on his cell phone and caught him in his distributor’s warehouse. The implosion related to a side business that he had been trying to set up to import larger volume wines from Italy that was going to be his cash cow. He was despondent.

“Forget a cash cow—I don’t even have a cash lamb at this point. It’s crazy.”

Such are the travails of trying to sell the indigenous grape varieties of Italy. Greg has high standards and only works with producers who are making wines that he describes as authentic or rustic. His portfolio consisted of just four producers but he has just had to let one go after finding some bottle to bottle variation and price increases. And the wine maker that I met at a lunch in August, Walter Fabbri, has left Basilium W to pursue his own wines. Greg supplies the winery’s popular Pipoli and I Portali wines to 200 retail and restaurant accounts so he hopes the winemaker maintains the high standards that he knew under Fabbri.

Greg’s wines include the Aglianico grape from Basilicata, Falanghina from Campania, and organic wines from Lombardy. A portfolio like this, while appealing to connoisseurs or wine geeks, can be tough to sell to a mainstream audience.

“My wines are too much of a hand sell. The market is not ready for that. Let’s talk about Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio at Olive Garden—they’re not drinking Aglianico. I hate to sell my soul but if I don’t sell something, I’m going down. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about becoming an organic farmer or going back to playing my trumpet,” he says.

“Everybody at school would have Nike; I wanted Addidas. I have never wanted what everybody else had…I just want to change people’s ideas about having to have Pinot Grigio at restaurants. Pinot Grigio 50 years ago was nothing. Tony Terlato [the American importer who built the Santa Margherita brand] was a marketing genius, like Madonna. I’m not shooting to be a multimillionaire, but I would like to get something screamingly successful.”

He may have to get some more mainstream varietals to make the business work. “Finding bulk wines is never a problem in Italy. Find the best possible bulk wines that can sell is more of a challenge. If I don’t do it, I wouldn’t be in business much longer.”

He thinks he has found a good candidate in a Montepulciano that can be available to retailers and restaurants for $6 a bottle, an attractive price point for restaurants to pour as a house wine or a wine by the glass. Montepulciano, with a long history and greater consumer awareness in the US, would be an easier sell. But it is entering a more competitive part of the market.

“There are so many wines out there. It really makes you despise the business aspect of it. I just love wine.”

Beyond the grave

Greg just got an unusual endorsement about the quality of his wines.

Greg recently got a call from Sam’s Wine saying that a customer wanted 18 bottles of Pipoli aglianico bianco and they were scrambling to fill it. Greg asked why one person wanted so many bottles of the wine and the reply came that a recently widowed woman was pouring the wine at her husband’s memorial service-at his request. In his will, the woman’s husband had specified that he wanted certain olive oils, cheeses and Pipoli bianco to be served. Greg asked if the couple had ever been to the winery and the answer was no. Greg was also out of stock on the wine and had to have some flown in from an out-of-state warehouse, such was his honor at the request.

As our call wrapped up, Greg is hoping for some more orders from the land of the living and returned to his work in the warehouse preparing samples for a trip to Las Vegas. His career may seem like a gamble to him at this point, but his passion, knowledge, contacts, experience and language ability all contribute to helping his odds.

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To find Greg’s wines try Sam’s Wine and Spirits, which ships to many states or try wine-searcher to find them in IL, WI, or NV.

Take my Styrofoam away


In 1973 Paul Simon didn’t want his Kodachrome taken away. With Kodachrome almost relegated to the dustbin of history, there’s something else that deserves a place there (or worse) as well: styrofoam.

We talk a lot in the wine world about clever packaging but what we really need to be talking about is clever packing–environmentally responsible packing material that is.

Like hotels not washing your sheets and towels every day, this is an example where business profit-maximization and environmentalism are aligned. Hundreds of thousands of cases of wine have no doubt been shipped across the country in this Year I of direct shipping and many gift boxes are set to fly with the holidays approaching. Wineries and shops that ship directly to consumers would be well advised to consider other alternatives to Styrofoam.

MacArthur Beverages in Washington charges $12 for the shipping materials plus UPS rates to ship. Astor Wines in New York City by contrast charges only the UPS rates for out of the NYC orbit (delivery can be free in and around the city). What’s the difference?

Astor, which is developing their organic and biodynamic section, also has a “green” approach to shipping. They ship wine with cardboard inserts to cushion the bottles. While they may make sacrifices to other line items of their cash flow, I wouldn’t be surprised if a main savings was the fact that these shippers can be stacked efficiently (see photo), unlike Styrofoam, before they are boxed and shipped.

So, shippers: think green and ditch the Styrofoam (especially peanuts, which deserve a special place in Dante’s inferno). And wine buyers: the shipping container is not going to make or break your order but if possible, let the shipper know there are alternatives out there. And if you do end up with some Styrofoam, try to take it back to a store where they can re-use it.

Paul Simon already had is Kodachrome taken away. Now let’s banish Styrofoam too.

Banned words 2005

As 2005 winds down, which are the words and phrases from the year are you most looking forward to having behind us? While you may really be tired of “Scalito,” “the blame game,” or “Plamegate,” you’ll have to vote for those over on as we will endeavor to make our own list from the wine (and maybe food) world. To get the ball rolling:

* Sideways
* Mondovino
* hedonistic fruit bomb
* watering back
* spinning cone
* Constellation
* Pinot Noir
* hang time
* direct shipping
* China is the future
* San Sebastian
* El Bulli
* EVOO

Send me an email with your banned word suggestions or post a comment here and I will post the final short list for voting after Thanksgiving.

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