Trader Joe’s introduces new “Th. J.” wine; dubbed “ten buck Tom”
Today, Trader Joe’s launches a value wine that riffs on history.
The grocery store chain that brought the world Two Buck Chuck is debuting a wine in a weather-beaten bottle bearing the initials Th. J. and a $9.99 price tag. Various wine blobbers have dubbed it “ten buck Tom” after trying samples. Trader Joe’s is also colloquially known as “TJ’s.”
“The bottle itself–a real collector’s item–is expensive since it is sandblasted for that aged look,” said Bill Cook, Director of Operations at Trader Joe’s. “The wine itself costs considerably more but thanks to widespread discounting in the industry today, we were able to source this Pinot Noir from prime vineyards in the Languedoc region of France.”
The inspiration for “Th. J.” was the contested wine sold at auction allegedly having belonged to Thomas Jefferson. Malcolm Forbes bought one of those bottles for $156,000 in 1985. These bottles were the centerpiece of the book, “The Billionaire’s Vinegar.”
“Since those bottles are now considered at least questionable, we’re selling a wine that we know to be true and a heckuva lot cheaper,” Cook said.
Lines have formed outside various Trader Joe’s locations as collectors and wine enthusiasts hope to score a bargain.
“I’m going to buy ten cases and sell the empty bottles on eBay right away,” said Harvey Rollingstock outside the 13th Street location in New York City.
“I’ll put it a third of it for sale with a $30 reserve to triple my money overnight,” he said. “And drink the rest.”
On April 1st, 2010 at 8:37 am ,Steve wrote:
Pure marketing genius.
Harvey Rollingstock – hilarious!
On April 1st, 2010 at 8:55 am ,Rob Hagman wrote:
I love it.
You know the wine will be (at best) mediocre, but it mocks everything that I can’t stand in the wine culture today: ego-driven snooty collectors with too much money on their hands that want you to know how much they spend on their wine and then feel compelled to spend even more money on legal battles as if the judge has a magic want that turns vinegar into expensive wine.
Just drink it, don’t worship it.
On April 1st, 2010 at 8:57 am ,kim wrote:
“we were able to source this Pinot Noir from prime vineyards in the Languedoc region of France”
Would those be the same vineyards Gallo was using?
On April 1st, 2010 at 9:44 am ,NULL wrote:
April Fool’s!
On April 1st, 2010 at 11:10 am ,Bring on the Whacky – Louisville Juice wrote:
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On April 1st, 2010 at 11:14 am ,bob rohden wrote:
It does indeed have that ‘foolish’ ring to it. Sandblasted bottle…overpriced Languedoc Pinot noir…April 1st release date…gullible public.
On April 1st, 2010 at 12:03 pm ,Sally wrote:
Harvey Rollingstock??? That’s what finally gave it away for me. (And Trader Joe’s in NYC is on 14th St)
On April 1st, 2010 at 12:18 pm ,The Wine Mule wrote:
Excellent! ROTFL!
On April 1st, 2010 at 12:36 pm ,Matt wrote:
Very nice. I especially liked the cheap Pinot Noir from the Languedoc….
On April 1st, 2010 at 4:59 pm ,Jim L wrote:
Someone had better go back to Photo-shop 101.
My 10 year old grandson could make it look more realistic.
Oh well, it is April 1st.
On April 1st, 2010 at 10:22 pm ,Laurie wrote:
Ohhhh, come on, it was fun… and most of TJ’s wine does taste like vinegar.
On April 2nd, 2010 at 11:14 am ,Dr. Vino wrote:
So glad you liked it! Yes, it was a joke for April Fool’s day for those who were wondering. (nice with the 13th catch, Sally! And Kim with the Languedoc pinot reference!) Jim L, please send your grandson’s email address if he does freelance work for good rates. 😉
On April 2nd, 2010 at 11:20 am ,Mr Taz wrote:
Tyler,
I just caught up on your blog (one of the downsides of now following on twitter — NOT checking the blog as often). This is classic Dr. Vino put-on. Smart, multi-facetted jokes that are just subtle enough to seem plausible. Well played, Doc.
On April 5th, 2010 at 8:12 am ,Wine News – April 5, 2010 – Uncorked Cincinnati wrote:
[…] Trader Joe’s introduces new “Th. J.†wine People are dubbing this “10-buck Tom.” Pretty funny. The bottle itself seems to be garnering most of the attention as it’s sand-blasted for an aged look, and collectors are already scrambling to get their hands on one. […]
On April 5th, 2010 at 5:16 pm ,Michael Donohue wrote:
As a new hire at TJ’s who has had little opportunity to taste through the product range, I appreciate the shot at TJ’s and the creativity and cleverness you’ve displayed. I know it’s late for St. Patrick’s Day humor, but why don’t Irishmen wear kilts? Cause they’re not long enuf!
On April 5th, 2010 at 10:33 pm ,Erol Senel wrote:
Still funny on the 5th! Love it.
On April 6th, 2010 at 2:57 am ,Thomas @ The Blog Wine Cellar wrote:
Had me going there for quite a while, until I read the comments section. Thanks guys~ I just really thought it was a neat idea and was ready to rush down to TJ’s to get my bottle! Ha
On April 6th, 2010 at 1:19 pm ,bobzaguy wrote:
“Why don’t Irishmen wear kilts? Cause they’re not long enuf!”
Irishmen always have complained about being short guys.
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