Good, now maybe my artisanal wine makers will stand out like a diamond in a goat’s ass now that the word is dead. As to “fartisanal,” I happen to know first-hand that some of my artisan’s (and, on presumes, some of their wives and girlfriends) indeed do fart, though I try not to be around when an artisanal group farting session is going on, cause, well, like them it is really pretty close to the earth.