This wine does not deserve the recognition that it received. It should have been banned because it is $11 and 700 calories that you will never get back!

http://www.twistedoak.com/f-bomb

Of course, we’re talking about Alabama, a state that only officially legalized different-race marriages in 2000. (And I’m saying this as a lifelong Southerner. Often our region gets treated unfairly, but sometimes the stereotypes are true…)

I think a fun test case would be a wine featuring a Renaissance painting of the Virgin Mary nursing baby Jesus. I don’t want to get into religious minutiae here, but generally the issue of the “evil exposed nipple” falls apart in that specific case.

She rides winds angelic aromas smell of sunshine’s bouquet
Sensual mix of art blending of nature’s body balance ballet.
Soft touch dance of delectable clarity of aged flavor perfection.
Exquisite Taste of Poetry vinters making love in wine reflections.
Artistic mythological wine label of a nymph riding her bicycle leisure
Among the grace of uninhibited beauty of sipping on life’s pleasures.

David Lester Young 07/31/09 © all rights owned by author
De-Terminated poet, somewhere in America not on company time

The IRONy of this is that one of the people on the ABC Board is CEO for Vulcan Corporation called Bubba in Birmingham, where upon a Red Mountain the huge Vulcan Iron cast statue faces the town with a behind showing the biggest cast buttocks in the world.

Another Board member I believe is a professor in religious studies.

There are only three board members for Alabama censorship. The way the statute read they can tell stores to get rid of all kind of things if they want to sell beer.

Only a silhouette, but rather curvy.